don't tell me no

Kid Rule #1

Don’t Tell Me NO.  Tell Me How I Can!

Water Controls Fire

Water is soft, flexible, wet, cool.  Fire is hot, bouncy, fiery, defensive, passionate.

Water controls fire.  But too much water puts out the fire.  

Mother Earth guides water with her banks and water chooses the path of least resistance. 

Kid Rule #1: Don’t tell me no, tell me how I can get my heart desire. 

Kid: Momma Momma, I want to fly to the moon. 

Momma: Of course, my dear.  Lets google how to become an astronaut tonite. 

Kid: Momma, momma, I want more chips.

Momma: Of course my dear.  You have to choose a protein and a veggie, and then you can have more chips. 

Kid: Momma, momma, I want a BB gun. 

Momma: Of course my dear.  You will need to take a gun safety course, turn 13, save up your allowance for 22 weeks, and promise to never shoot people or animals. 

Kid:  Momma, momma, I want a hand grenade.

Momma: Of course my dear.  You will need to turn 18, choose the branch of the military that most uses hand grenades, sign up for 4 years of service, which means that if there is a war, you may have to go fight, and you can have a hand grenade. 

Kid Rule #1:  Don’t tell me no, tell me how I can get my heart desire. 

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